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ROYAL BRITISH LEGIONWelcome to Comber RBL. Meetings 2nd Tuesday of the month. Comber Rifle Club.
St MARY'S CHURCH HISTORYA church with a long history Founded by St. Patrick 432 AD on the ancient Plain of Elom.
ULSTER GIRLS CHOIR
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Aphorism of the moment.
STOP MESSING WITH EASTER !!! Apparently Saint Patrick's Day being in Holy Week won't recur in our lifetimes for it doesn't happen again until 2160. I am told Palm Sunday and Saint Patrick's Day won't occur on the same days as this year until 2391 (it happened in 1943 and 1799). And 17 March will not be the Tuesday of Holy Week until 2285. The annual Walk to Rostrevor was on 1st March, 2008. We all had a great time .... See Transept Trampers Page for full details. As promised SIXGOLDS has been given it's annual clearout more than 600 files and images have been removed. If there is something that you wanted but now can't find just E-mail me and I'll try and find it for you.
The programme for the Walking Group has not yet been finalised but hopefully Louis will send it along in
due course. Archery Links are no longer available they have all been removed.
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as 'Euro-English'.
In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly , this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with 'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining ' ou' and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
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